One Last Vote and It’s Over!

The nag and I are set to skedaddle right after voting one last time today. The neverending contest finally got as sick of itself as we are sick of it. By midnight, EST, it’ll all be boarded up and abandoned. You, my friends, are free to enjoy your email inbox again. Return to your news feed on Facebook without cringing. Relish new and fresh offerings on my blog No more sniveling entreaties begging for votes. No more straw men. No more hour by hour breaking news that is simply another lame excuse to hog the spotlight. (Well, I’m not talking about BECKY. We all came to like BECKY news quite a bit because BECKY is so peculiar. A real odd duck, that BECKY. Happy though.)

To all of you who truly went WAY beyond the call of duty, I’m ready to return the favor anytime. Thank you! To those of you who blocked me, ignored me, used my name in vain and conducted Google searches to locate hit men, I don’t blame you. I learned a valuable lesson – there is nothing popular about popularity contests.

My final message delivered I am POOF…