Reader's Digest Short, Short Story Contest
http://apps.facebook.com/yourlifecontest/content/fouled-fowl
I'm going to run #15
through the washer and then throw it into the dryer on the fluffy setting..
Gonna' spiff it up pretty since we seem to have super glued our hind ends to
it.
Who are these goops
Gina, Becky, Amber, Jaci and Deb? We were the pioneers who blazed the trail to
#10. Remember that? Wasn't that fun?
So after we huff and
puff clearing the brush and smoothing the path they roll us back down the hill
and steal our territory right out from under our noses BOO!!!! HISS!!!!
Currently we have 1510
votes and guess what position we are in? Good! Gina, that overachiever, has
1532 votes and is in #14 which has a babbling brook on the site. We gained 49
votes over our 1461 start yesterday. Gina, started yesterday with 1474 votes
and is now at 1532 a gain of 58 votes. That is just not right. There is no way
Gina has more friends and family and co-workers and hangers-on who will do
anything tor a doughnut voting for her than we have available to vote for us.
Well, as has been
declared so many times it is losing its appeal, if we get back to our 69 votes
(or even better? How about better?) we can move up and hold a higher position.
If not, at least 15 has been fluffed up. Don't even want to consider how
disgusting the site is at #16. Probably has cooties.
Let's vote! Shall we?
Let's do it!
Here is yesterday's
email:
Subject: Running
in Reverse
http://apps.facebook.com/yourlifecontest/content/fouled-fowl
Plunked in #15 again
with no view at all. Gina, as she did yesterday morning, came screeching around
the corner and tossed us in the air and when we landed we were in #15 and she
was in #14. Gina is beginning to get on my bad side.
I heard from a couple of
you that you've been unable to vote. My knowledge of this is limited to the
following:
1) You can only vote
when the vote now is red. In my case when it turns red, as I approach with my
mouse to click on the link the red turns to gray/blue BUT when I click the vote
takes.
2) We can vote once
every 24 hours and they employed some troll who spends all 24 hours with an
hour glass squinting and assessing to be sure that no one gets to vote one
millisecond before they should When you vote note the time and plan to come
back at that time 24 hours later.
3) You can vote on all
smart devices, phones,computers, maybe iPads at the same time! Some of you score two points every day for
the team. The team adores you!
4) The contest must be
rigged. Someone doesn't like turkey and is simply getting even for the duck
being flung aside in favor of turkey, which they don't like.
Please keep trying to
vote. I'm calling on the universe to make every obstacle in our way move into
the way of the other contenders.
Here's today's stats:
We, the underdog, have 1461 votes - a gain of 42 votes over the 1419 votes we
started yesterday with. We've already said plenty about where that positions
us. Gina, who-will-be-sorry, is in #14 with 1474 votes a gain for her of 40
votes over the 1434 she started yesterday with. So, we are currently 13 measly
votes behind her. Not only can we catch her in the blink of an eye BUT if we
regain out speed of 60 plus votes we will sprint ahead of her enough to HOLD
#14. Let's do that. Won't that be fun? Let's do that! Here we go!
Thanks!

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