I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.